1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend
3. No animal shall wear clothes
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed
5. No animal shall drink alcohol
6. No animal shall kill another animal
7. All animals are created equal
Slide 2
The 7 Comandments (altered)
1/2/3. Four legs good, two legs better
4. (N/A)
5. No animal shall sleep in a bed without sheets
6. No animal shall drink alcohol to excess
7. All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others
