Jokes

Question	Answer
What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?	"Cheap, cheap."
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?	Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"	He was studying foreign languages.
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?	It kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Why do farmers put bells on cows?	Their horns don't work.
What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?	Beer.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?	Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?	It was the chicken's day off.
What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in dirt and comes back?	A dirty double-crosser.
Why are dogs such bad dancers?	They have two left feet.
Why did the dog cross the road?	He saw some dog food.
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?	Ruff!
What do donkeys send out near Christmas?	Mule-tide greetings.
Why do baby chicks say, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"?	They can't say, "Expensive, expensive, expensive."
What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?	"Dam."
What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?	Homeless.
What did the horse say when he fell?	I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

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	Created by MsHeltonReads almost 10 years ago